Scumbag Doctor

I was thinking about the "Scumbag Steve" meme tonight and this popped into my mind.

Here's a blank one. I'd love to see what you come up with! Please link to it in the comments or tag me on Facebook if you're friends with me :) 


  1. I'm not very good but I'll try a few:

    "Patient requested no episiotomy"....
    "So I cut her without asking"

    "I suck at managing natural births"...
    "So I always say it's too dangerous"

  2. You need a C-Section...because I can't afford my BMW payments.

  3. Refuse pitocin??

    Stealth cytotec during 'dilation check'!!

    (happened to a friend, hospital's blanket consent form included 'augmentation and/or cervical ripening agents' She found out about it when her new doctor got her files after she moved)

  4. Well, my OB said...
    "Don't cut her that way...She won't ever wear a bikini again"

    I was seventeen.

  5. Epidural
    Because otherwise you make to much noise

  6. "you're being selfish with that natural childbirth stuff, you don't want your baby to die, do you?" (yeah doc, that's it, i want my baby to die)....