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Scumbag Doctor

I was thinking about the "Scumbag Steve" meme tonight and this popped into my mind.



Here's a blank one. I'd love to see what you come up with! Please link to it in the comments or tag me on Facebook if you're friends with me :) 

6 comments:

  1. I'm not very good but I'll try a few:

    "Patient requested no episiotomy"....
    "So I cut her without asking"

    "I suck at managing natural births"...
    "So I always say it's too dangerous"

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  2. You need a C-Section...because I can't afford my BMW payments.

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  3. Refuse pitocin??

    Stealth cytotec during 'dilation check'!!

    (happened to a friend, hospital's blanket consent form included 'augmentation and/or cervical ripening agents' She found out about it when her new doctor got her files after she moved)

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  4. Well, my OB said...
    "Don't cut her that way...She won't ever wear a bikini again"

    I was seventeen.

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  5. Epidural
    Because otherwise you make to much noise

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  6. "you're being selfish with that natural childbirth stuff, you don't want your baby to die, do you?" (yeah doc, that's it, i want my baby to die)....

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